taurusqueer:

Me during the week: I wanna go out and have a great time this weekend!!!

Me when the weekend actually comes around:

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  • me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude
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  • me: look at this meme real quick

taggediconic:

harryedward:

zeysus:

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

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hoebutmadefashion:

nicknamenyquil:

i’m definitely the girlfriend that rubs your back under your shirt in public just because i miss the feel of your skin

im the girlfriend that finger pops your asshole in public for funsies

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